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Genital Piercings.

Me: So I'm going down to the piercing place next week to get the rest of my piercings done so I'm symmetrical.
Dad: I see.
Me: Yeah, the lady who does me is great.
Me: She specialises in genital piercings apparently.
Dad: Whatever makes you happy, dear.
Dad: I'm sorry, but are you really going to get a genital piercing?
Me: WHAT.